Vanwarinator

From Chatroombrigade

Colin Cannady (a.k.a WarTurtle186, Vanwarinator) is a legendary chatter/wrestler/traveling baseball player/security guard, currently residing in Montana, by way of Georgia. He is the son of Billy Ray Cannady, brother to Bobby Joe Cannady (the town slut) and cousin to Trixie Anne Cannady.

[edit] The Beginnings of a "Legend"

"War", as he is most commonly known, joined the chatting ranks at the same time as NAS illmatic (Bush4Heisman). Nas and War quickly formed the nWb (NAS, WAR, BHOLLY) and proved their metal to JPG and NYYN with a verbal thrashing of 36-year-old anime enthusiast/virgin, "Neo JJ" one night in the WWF chatroom.

[edit] Controversy

War has been involved in numerous controversies during his chatting career.  When War joined the brigade, JPG915 could not stand him and often confused him with Weltwish.  Later, he brought random women into the chat room and attempted to AOL date them.  War was also involved in the infamous fantasy football swindle, in which he registered three teams in the same league and then traded all of the best players to his flagship "War is a Homosexual" team.

[edit] Personal Life

However, ventures outside of chatting soon took precedence for War, causing his chatting to take a serious decline. Outside of chatting, he was a professionally trained wrestler AND played baseball for a traveling baseball team AND was a security guard.

In 2004, War admitted to struggling with an addiction to marijuana and a horrible traffic accident that left him in the hospital.  He delivered a heartfelt message to the chat room brigade detailing his struggles, his time in the hospital, and a special visit from the horny horse.  These claims have yet to be confirmed.

War had many online relationships with underage females upon his brief return in 2005, but has been rarely heard from since moving to Montana with his homosexual lover "SonnyBBQ".