ToyFareMark
From Chatroombrigade
Lonely depressed housewife?!?
In need of some fast food?!?!?
Gay Husband in the Military?!?
Willing to commit adultery, with someone you meet over the internet?!?
If you answered yes to any of the following questions, please keep reading...
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[edit] Prelude-
ToyfareMark was an unassuming sort of fellow. Your normal chatting patron. Enjoyed discussing the current situation involving his favorite wrestling promotion. As well as partaking in fantasy sports. Never really feuded with anyone, and sort of went about his own business. Like most others on the net, you probably wouldn't know him from a crack in the sidewalk. This was not to be the case, in the year 2004. How this, young, unassuming character, would rise from feeble chatter to internet icon. With just one fowl swoop. When he met an innoncent girl from Ohio. Better known to the wrestling room community as KAT.
[edit] PLOT-
Narrarator Note: Just bear with me folks, as the details are a tad sketchy. I don't claim this to be 100% accurate in some parts. Some notes may be embellished, others may be factual.
Early 2004. Young ToyfareMark, struck up a cordial relationship with fellow chat room friend Kat. Kat seemed, like a decent sort of gal. She enjoyed the basic things in life. The ability to laugh. The Sun, Rainbows, flowers, chocolate. Walks in the park. Romantic moonlit dinners, and fastfood. Oh yes Kat loved her fast food. Now see, what we didn't know at the time.... Was that Kat was hiding a secret. A Secret so dark and shameful, it would lead to one of the most talked about scandals in chat room history.
Kat was a married woman from Ohio. Married to a member of the United States Marine Corps. She must've been a proud housewife. Waving the flag of the stars and stripes, and all the joy that comes with it. As well as fearing, for the safety, and eventual return home of her beloved. However this story, of marital bliss soon took a tragic Twist....
[edit] Plot Continued-
Narrator Note- This story may be offensive to. The military. Married couples, Women, Children,Queers, Fairys, and quite possibly the Easter Bunny. Continue reading at your own peril.
Not much is known about Kats husband. For all we knew. He was just a man who loved to serve his country. It would soon come to light, that it wasn't the desire to serve one's country, and fight for the freedom of the people. That brought this man to don the badge of Marine. No... Indeed it was the thought of serving his lieutennant, in the barracks, as he was forcefully, made to take 20 oral thrusts.
Now you may be asking yourself at this point."What does this have to do with Toyfare Mark?" Continue reading in "The Finale."
[edit] THE FINALE-
Narrarator Note: I now present to you the final shabang of this thrilling epic tale. Of One Man, One Woman, and their love over a hamburger. I thank all who partaked, in reading.
So yes where were we? Ahh When I last left my fellow wikipedians. I dropped a bombshell. Kat's husband enjoyed the company of other men. It seemed to be his reason for joining the military. "That ladies and gentlemen is another issue for another day" She had found gay porn in his belongings, and wanted to extract some revenge, while satisfying her appetite for a Double whopper with cheese. This is where we return to our good friend ToyfareMark.
Smelling blood like a shark in the water. Mark proceeded to sweet talk young kat. Eventually winning over her unwaivering trust, and fragile mental state, to agree to a meeting. Now Mark, possibly very bored, hungry to fufill unfufilled sexual desires, or both set out on a 6 hour tour "That's double time for Gilligans Island Folks'''"''''''''to meet young distressed Kat, at her home in Ohio. Now instead, of romance, and sweet talk. Being there as a friend. Young Mark, was in a hurry to get back. He had decided, that for quickie sexual relations, a quickie meal is in order. ' ''"What was ordered?"Who knows!"
What we do know is this. Mark took advantage of that once cherubic young woman, in her fragile psyche. He pounced on that, like a fat broad, on chicken tenders. Then left her.. Up and left her Broken Battered and Bruised. Another Tragic Tale of the Chat Room Brigade
Sincerely,
Anonymous
[edit] LETTER FROM THE EDITOR
What have we learned here tonight folks?
Have we learned a tragic lesson of love gone awry?
A story of a young woman, so mentally drained, and then used, like a napkin to clean up ketchup?
A story of a man that desperate he'd drive 6 hours to have meaningless sex with a fat broad, and pick up some Burger King along the way?
While we did learn all that... The single most important lesson we can take away from this is.
Someone,Somewhere, may be writting about funny situations that happened to you. God Bless you all. Each and everyone! Goodnight!
