Sambone

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Sambone123073 is a savvy veteran of the Chatroombrigade. sambone is best known for being an avid fan of the Buffalo Bills of the National Football League and the Buffalo Sabres of the National Hockey League since 1981. 26 long years later, the fire still burns when mentioning names or event from Buffalo sports past, such as "Wide Right" Immaculate Deception (correct version), "Music City Miracle (Tennessee's misguided version), No Goal I, No Goal II, Dog Gilmour Ole Defense, and Rob Johnson.

Sambone is well known for his theories on professional teams from various sports 'rigging' games and 'calls being catered towards one team, especially ones that he despises, particularly from the New England region of the United States. He has also been known to link to youtube gems sich as The Chips Intro, John Stamos clips, and many, many other 80's and early 90's TV shows, movies, and music videos. sambone is enamored with the English language, referencing words such as 'succulence', 'perplexed', 'behoove', 'craving' and several other mind boggling words which garners the attention of NYY.
sambone has also partaken in lengthy arguments with kovy regarding Trent Edwards and Manny Ramirez, JPG, Kovy, and NYY regarding Melky Cabrera, and several grit and moxie references.

[edit] Signature Expressions

Anyone who knows Sambone will become quite familiar with some of his signature expressions such as, "oh cmon," an expression he believes tennis stars such as three-time grand slam champion Maria Sharapova copied from. He seems to take tremendous pride in that for unknown reasons.

One other popular

Sambone-ism'is the two word phrase, "It's over." Whenever one of his sports teams suffers a heartbreaking defeat (ie Sabres, Bills), an irate Sambone will log on or text this signature phrase to Kovy (Derek Felix). Sometimes, the emotional leader of all Buffalo sports teams will take it even further by leaving crazy voicemails expressing how aggravated he is leading him to usually conclude that "he's done" with either the Sabres, Bills, the NHL, NFL or even sports.

He has "retired" from sports and announced stunning comebacks more times than former boxing champion Sugar Ray Leonard and former disgraced seven-time Cy Young winner Roger Clemens injected himself.

Another such expression which has become an integral part of the Sambone dictionary is the term, "fired up." He'll usuually ask Kovy or brother NYYN (Justin Felix) if they're "fired up" about the day.

One other similar term was one which has since taken off. Who other than Sambone could produce the word, "juiced?" Or better yet, who knew that that word would take on a whole different sort of meaning for many embarrassed ballplayers.

Sambone also is known to be laid back n' snappy, adopting the tag of Nas and the JPGer since they now all reside on the west coast in California. He's known to go from relaxed to snapping at the latest traffic jam on the Freeway which features seven lanes.

[edit] The Drive Thru Incident

No other individual enjoys drive thrus more than Brian Sanborn. Since his heyday growing up in Sayreville, New Jersey where he traveled across states to school at St. John's meeting crazy character Derek Felix, Sambone has utilized drive thru access more than anyone. I'd be willing to put him up against anybody. Pound for pound, you won't find a better drive thru person.

Sanborn and Felix would soon become known as the real life Dumb and Dumber version of Lloyd and Har

ry, teaming up at card shows, card stores, malls, etc.

Drive thrus became a signature which Felix would soon adopt back home in Shaolin (Staten Island) while staring at every hot chick known to man wondering if they really were all "sluts" as his good buddy referred to.

There are two different parts to the Drive Thru Incident. The first took place over 19

 months ago when Sambone was driving with tag team partner Kovy with brother NYYN as they hit up a Sambone select fave Dunkin' Donuts. During the order, two things became evident:

PART I

1.Sambone's coffee and donut order would be remembered for something else entirely.

2.The female server accidentally

heard him say, "I like it black and hot," after the order as we were laughing. When we pulled up, she had a grin. No truth to the rumor that was how she indeed "liked IT."

PART II

The second Drive Thru Incident is an instant classic. Ever order something, pay for it but then instead of taking it, just drive off and realize. ... Exactly! This incident took place out in Long Beach, Caliornia where Sambone had become very used to hitting up the drive thru during lunch hour. He would usually call up buddy Kovy and chat about fantasy hockey or the fate of his two Buffalo sports teams.

Only this time, he somehow forgot to take his shrimp basket lunch combo realizing this error as he was talking. He was forced to hang up and drive back around where at least itstillstood.